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Brent just told me the funniest thing I have ever heard.
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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and I said to you: I WILL EAT YOUR SHOES
and you didn't believe me at all
and I said to you: I REALLY WILL EAT YOUR SHOES
and you ignored me
so I knocked you over and ATE YOUR SHOES
and you looked very shocked and said: MY SHOES!
but i couldn't reply because I was chewing on YOUR SHOES
now you are shoeless, and i have a bellyache,
and we don't speak to each other anymore.
God. That's brilliant.
and you didn't believe me at all
and I said to you: I REALLY WILL EAT YOUR SHOES
and you ignored me
so I knocked you over and ATE YOUR SHOES
and you looked very shocked and said: MY SHOES!
but i couldn't reply because I was chewing on YOUR SHOES
now you are shoeless, and i have a bellyache,
and we don't speak to each other anymore.
God. That's brilliant.
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Eh.
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While Caroline is marrying Tom from Daria, I want to marry Trent. His piercings are sexy.
Just a thought.
Just a thought.
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I found the perfect crash for me but he has someone else now. That is why my life is sad. And it should not matter because I have so many other guys after me. But none were, are, or will be like him.
I lost. I took it gracefully. But now all I want is payback. And I've found the way to do it. It's just gonna take some work.
I have to hope Scott says no (he probably will, damn boy never replies to my IMs, and I'm so hot, smuh) and Ryan moves on. Or it will be that much more difficult. Oh, and Bryan and Matt. They.. don't matter. But it would be nice if they got lost anyway.
In other news: I am bored. I have been sitting at home all weekend, breaking dates and plans with a dozen people and being extremely anti-social. I have only talked to Nicolette, Michelle & Ryan. Except online. Oh, and I talked to Sasha for like ten hours on the phone. I miss her so much. I am going to Oregon to live with her for awhile. Maybe. I can only hope.
I wish my past would go away.
I lost. I took it gracefully. But now all I want is payback. And I've found the way to do it. It's just gonna take some work.
I have to hope Scott says no (he probably will, damn boy never replies to my IMs, and I'm so hot, smuh) and Ryan moves on. Or it will be that much more difficult. Oh, and Bryan and Matt. They.. don't matter. But it would be nice if they got lost anyway.
In other news: I am bored. I have been sitting at home all weekend, breaking dates and plans with a dozen people and being extremely anti-social. I have only talked to Nicolette, Michelle & Ryan. Except online. Oh, and I talked to Sasha for like ten hours on the phone. I miss her so much. I am going to Oregon to live with her for awhile. Maybe. I can only hope.
I wish my past would go away.
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I am the Star
Daily life is harsh, and most of us constantly seek escape from it in fantasies and dreams. Stars feed on this weakness; standing out from others through a distincitve and appealing type, they make us want to watch them. At the same time, they are vague and ethereal, keeping their distance, and letting us imagine more than is there. Their dreamlike quality works on our unconscious. Learn to become an object of fascination by projecting the glittering but elusive presence of the star.
Symbol: The Idol. A piece of stone carved into the shape of a god, perhaps glittering with gold and jewels. The eyes of the worshippers fill the stone with life, imagining it to have real powers. Its shape allows them to see what they want to see - a god - but it actually just a piece of stone. The god lives in their imaginations.
</td></tr></table>What Type of Seducer are You?
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loser: yeah
loser: is this emily?
pandemoni y m: of course.
pandemoni y m: is this scott?
loser: no, i'm not scott
pandemoni y m: oh, who is this?
loser: todd
pandemoni y m: oh wow. i love you, todd.
loser: i love you, emily
pandemoni y m: :-*
pandemoni y m: will you go out with me? and marry me?
loser: :D
loser: i can't go out with you and marry you at the same time
pandemoni y m: er. well. we can just go out. and then get married next week.
loser: okay
pandemoni y m: okay.
loser: did you just ask me out?
pandemoni y m: i think so.
loser: really?
pandemoni y m: i think so.
loser: you sure?
pandemoni y m: hmm. pretty sure, i think.
loser: you can't say i think if you're pretty sure
pandemoni y m: i can't?
loser: nope, doesn't work, i tried before
pandemoni y m: oh. hm.
pandemoni y m: then i'm just pretty sure, if it comes to that.
loser: do you realy want to?
pandemoni y m: only if you do, obviously.
loser: i don't want to mess you up like all the other girls i've dated
loser: i'll have to think about it
pandemoni y m: that isn't a good excuse.
pandemoni y m: but okay. ;)
loser: i don't like to make girls cry
loser: when i go out with them something always messes up
loser: but you're different
pandemoni y m: yeah, i am.
loser: i know it's just..
loser: hold on my sister has to do crap
pandemoni y m: okay..
loser signed off at 3:52:22 PM.
See, I didn't mean to do that. He got back on and we were weird for a few minutes and then he signed off again. Oh no help me what a fool I am etc. And Nicolette is in San Jose and I cannot call her until ten, oh please, help me God.
No, it doesn't matter that much. Anyway, whatshisname hasn't called me yet. The random guy who asked me out on whenever it was. He came up to me today and hugged me and was like, "Sorry I haven't called, I'll explain it all later, I'll call". I was just like okay. He's not at all bad looking and I think he drives so he's cool by me.
Meredith and Hannah met Will on Wednesday. He came over yesterday and we hung out for a little while when I supposed to be writing my paper. Then today Meredith couldn't do anything but talk about WillWillWill. And I have told them both to just go out but they would be very bad together. I still tell them. Oh well.
I have nothing to do tonight. I had plans with Nicolette and then I had plans with Bryan and then I had plans with Scott and now they're all busy. I am going to go sleep, I guess. I need excitement, though. I look hottttttt (times ten) today.
loser: is this emily?
pandemoni y m: of course.
pandemoni y m: is this scott?
loser: no, i'm not scott
pandemoni y m: oh, who is this?
loser: todd
pandemoni y m: oh wow. i love you, todd.
loser: i love you, emily
pandemoni y m: :-*
pandemoni y m: will you go out with me? and marry me?
loser: :D
loser: i can't go out with you and marry you at the same time
pandemoni y m: er. well. we can just go out. and then get married next week.
loser: okay
pandemoni y m: okay.
loser: did you just ask me out?
pandemoni y m: i think so.
loser: really?
pandemoni y m: i think so.
loser: you sure?
pandemoni y m: hmm. pretty sure, i think.
loser: you can't say i think if you're pretty sure
pandemoni y m: i can't?
loser: nope, doesn't work, i tried before
pandemoni y m: oh. hm.
pandemoni y m: then i'm just pretty sure, if it comes to that.
loser: do you realy want to?
pandemoni y m: only if you do, obviously.
loser: i don't want to mess you up like all the other girls i've dated
loser: i'll have to think about it
pandemoni y m: that isn't a good excuse.
pandemoni y m: but okay. ;)
loser: i don't like to make girls cry
loser: when i go out with them something always messes up
loser: but you're different
pandemoni y m: yeah, i am.
loser: i know it's just..
loser: hold on my sister has to do crap
pandemoni y m: okay..
loser signed off at 3:52:22 PM.
See, I didn't mean to do that. He got back on and we were weird for a few minutes and then he signed off again. Oh no help me what a fool I am etc. And Nicolette is in San Jose and I cannot call her until ten, oh please, help me God.
No, it doesn't matter that much. Anyway, whatshisname hasn't called me yet. The random guy who asked me out on whenever it was. He came up to me today and hugged me and was like, "Sorry I haven't called, I'll explain it all later, I'll call". I was just like okay. He's not at all bad looking and I think he drives so he's cool by me.
Meredith and Hannah met Will on Wednesday. He came over yesterday and we hung out for a little while when I supposed to be writing my paper. Then today Meredith couldn't do anything but talk about WillWillWill. And I have told them both to just go out but they would be very bad together. I still tell them. Oh well.
I have nothing to do tonight. I had plans with Nicolette and then I had plans with Bryan and then I had plans with Scott and now they're all busy. I am going to go sleep, I guess. I need excitement, though. I look hottttttt (times ten) today.
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Nikki and I have realized that we would take back the losers that hurt us in less than two seconds if they wanted us again. We're sad. But we've found new lovers.
Guys who want me: Scott & Matt, freshmans, and Bryan, who is.. twenty
Guys I want: Bret the freshman & the loser senior
Guys who want me: Scott & Matt, freshmans, and Bryan, who is.. twenty
Guys I want: Bret the freshman & the loser senior
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I have been researching the ancient Roman Republic and Roman Empire. I'm that bored. But I feel smart and I think I'll learn to read Egyptian now.
NFG is hottttt.
NFG is hottttt.
